Born 17 Days after Tumblr's Founder

Updatin’ my tummblrrr

Yo all. Got baby number 2 on the way. It’s gonna be a cute one. I’m pretty sure you’ll never see me make an ugly baby.

So things are good. Been in a house for about a year and everything in hunky dory. I’ve had a lot of good fortune and great friends to hang with. Though, my town is a small one so no other furries live here.

Fursuit dance competitions, as fun as they are, aren’t going to be happening for me for at least a year. New baby is on the way. PAWCon is too far away, BLFC I failed to make it into for 2 years in a row (I’m not good enough to compete), and FC tends to only schedule their cons during all of my kittens BIRTHS.

As of lately I’ve been indulging in collecting every ancestry document I could find from every direct ancestor of my son and their siblings. The upper limit I’ve set for myself is: 7th great grandparents and their siblings. I might make it to downloading the 8th great grandparents sometime, another month. That’s when things get REALLLY interesting, it’s pre-revolutionary war eras.

I have obsessed over how people think of me, I think the only reason I came to tumblr was to see “ok, who is bashing on my good name again?”. I gotta set the record straight if someone is playing a good record, but I welcome the idea of people just hating my guts. Though, I’m pretty nice so that doesn’t usually happen.

Oh man, this Kero thing is hilarious. Guy tries to represent the fandom, ends up raping a dead animal and lies about it multiple times. Really classy.

Obviously everyone is sick of hearin about it, but, you know what, this is my tumblr and I don’t think anyone really reads this thing.

Peaccce out. Stay kuddly! ~Khord Kitty

2 years ago

Looks like another normal day in Turlock.

3 years ago

Hours after birth vs hours of practice

3 years ago

Hagow in a staring contest.

3 years ago

Life Progress

So far so good!

BRAGGING ALERT:

After Califur 2017, I’m proud to say I’ve won more fursuit dance competitions then anyone else in the world.

But why? It has nothing to do with skill, I’m not a very skilled dancer. But it has to do with simple statistics. I’ve participated in 30 fursuit dance competitions, more then anyone else in the world. So, if you role the dice 30 times, you’ll grab snake eyes.

How did I attend 30 fursuit dance competitions without going broke, since I’ve never been paid more then 12 dollars an hour. Simple: I’m extremely frugal. Spending 100$ in one place is a traumatic experience to me. I get PT$D.

Now I understand that bragging is annoying as F***, and makes everyone think you’re a trump supporter. But honestly, I haven’t posted this anywhere. And if people on tumblr think I’m a dick, then not much has changed. I’ve received mostly hate from users on this website. So if I grab a few more haters here, GREAT. This website is the drama cesspool of the internet. That’s the truth. I’d rather be hated here then on a classier website, like InkBunny or Goregrish.

So why talk about this? Because I’m proud of it. If you accomplished one of your goals would you keep that a secret? Fuck no. I’m proud of my accomplishments so I’m gonna brag about them.

Now when you search my name on tumblr you’re only left to assume I’m some animal abusing unhygienic twat. Let me make some things clear:

In 2016 my wife took a great job that kept her very busy. I found it difficult to take care of my dog, son and rabbit at the same time. The rabbit was very wild and would bite my hand everytime I placed food into her bowl. It wasn’t fun. Someone took a telegram conversation out of context, making it sound like I was going to feed the rabbit to a snake. The last words were a joke taken out of context. No mention was made of that to the dozens of people who retweeted it.

In regards to the condition of my fursuit and the posts around that subject: When I first received my fursuit in july of 2014 I received no instructions as to how to disinfect it properly. So I made a lot of fuck-ups. I would spray my fursuit with about 10 shots of rubbing alcohol after suiting, that’s not enough. I would hang up my fursuit without a fan, not good. Sometimes my roommates would knock over my fursuit and I’d find it wet on the floor the next morning. Sometimes I used a dive-suit hanger-fan, but it required 18 hours to work and I’d end up with a wet suit the next morning. Sometimes I’d reuse my underarmor for the whole con. When I brushed my bodysuit I’d usually dedicate about 10 minutes to doing that when I should of dedicated 30 minutes.

Bottomline, I used all of the knowledge I had and I didn’t know what I didn’t know. This resulted in me being publicly chastised as a neglectfully unhygienic fursuiter from 2014-2016, when my bodysuit was stolen from a greyhound bus, after my ride to AnthroCon, Wade Skunk, decided to not drive me back to my pregnant wife after the con, and pocket the 200$ in gas money I gave him.

That bodysuit lasted me 29 furry cons (Basically like wearing your fursuit everyday for 1/3 of a year). And in 2017 my smiling fursuit head fell out of the back of my pickup truck after it wasn’t secured correctly.

Even after all the tumblr shitposts, mishaps, and misinformed decisions I have no regrets. I had a chance to bring joy to many people with my fursuit skits, dances, and concerts. I took it and did the best I could. I have fans, made wonderful friends, and a countless load of endless positive experiences! I made the best of the furry cons I went to and learned a lot!

In face of the negativity of tumblr, I’ve added a lot of positivity to this fandom and I will keep doing so.

That was the past. Let’s talk about now.

Right now I have a beautiful son, named Damian. He’s 15 months old and my beautiful wife, BunBun, all live together in a beautiful house in a beautiful town. We have a cute 5 year old Siberian Husky named Hagow.

I recently wrote a musical, it will be the first musical with an all fursuiter cast! It will premiere at BLFC. It’s called “The Dragon Within”

I’m going to try out at the BLFC dance comp and I’ll participate at the BLFC floor wars.

I have a lot of ideas as to what I wanna stick on youtube, I’ve just been doing some streams to show how Damian is growing up and I’d answer questions from people on youtube. Finding stuff to do has been difficult with my lack of freetime.

Everyone, always spread positivity. Have pride, you’re in the best fandom around. Have a good day ya’ll.

3 years ago

This Tumblr Culture is Foreign To Me

Like, seriously. What the fuck is a social justice warrior and why have I never seen one in my life?

I had a nightmare roommate who never showered and he was the ONLY person in my life who had a tumblr (or talked about it). All he talked about was social justice warriors and he tried to call the employer of someone who’s internet posts he disagreed with.

Anytime I’ve heard about social justice warriors all I hear about is how they are idiots and they only stay on tumblr. I know NOTHING about any of them.

Everyone I talk to about tumblr tells me it’s full of drama. Okay…

Negativity, drama, …I’m seeing patterns.

I like to google my name. And, when I do, I get directed to “fucking furries” and “dirty grimy fursuits” where they say I’m neglectful.

No one in the world fursuited at as many conventions as I did. It got worn to it’s maximum potential. Guys sweat more then girls, and if you sweat a lot no amount of rubbing alcohol will be any match. If you drench a fursuit in sweat no amount of drying time is good enough when you’re suiting late night and in the early morning. Fans are no match unless you purchase an industrial grade one.

Gossip, negativity, acidity, drama, idiots,… not a single person in my life has had anything positive to say about this website. Nothing positive has ever resulted from me looking or posted on this website. So, why am I posting now?

I thought… maybe someone on tumblr can save this website for me! Maybe you can help me USE this website for good!

Hey, I’m looking for furry dance music producers to collab with me to make a fursuit dance competition mix for a future con! I’m looking for furverts willing to lend their fursona for an adult commission! I’m looking for house cats who LOVE to RP! I’m looking for friendly furries to chat with me on telegram! I’m looking for furries who’s lived in modular homes to get information from! I’m looking for a writer who would love to write a furry musical with me! If anyone wants to know anything about acting, singing, dancing, songwriting, music composition, or piano playing I’m an expert in those fields and I’ll give anyone advice if they need it!

With all this in mind is there ANY way that any good can come from the website which has a reputation in my life as being a bad place?

I've seen khord kitty at a few cons and he always looks disgusting. He's always dirty and matted. His whole like crotch area is a nasty yellow.

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Admittedly I was pretty tarded at suit washing when I first got it. But I got literally no instruction as to brushing and keeping it smelling fresh during the con till 7 months ago. Hey, yeah live and learn right?
It’s hella clean now, always brushed and smelling perfect right now. Yellow discoloration of the feet/heads white fur ain’t controllable at this point. It’s the nature of a white suit.

What are yeah gonna do? I’ve done everything I can to try and get rid of the facial and feet discoloration. Hand rubbing sprayed folex, hand-washing with woolite and simple bar soap washing.

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